Unified Fan Theory

THE INEPT CODE

(version 787B)

Reality is the recording

of the presumption generated

when conundrum divides continuum

into space and self.

self
: your physical body
: and the information recorded in it

: your account of awareness
: your notion of time

space
: your physical location
: and the information recorded in it
: the abstraction of awareness
: the direction of time

continuum

: perpetual substance
: indefinite idea
: perfect entity
: ultimate plot

conundrum

: YOU HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED
: what is the information recorded in you?
: why is it there?
: who are you?
: where were you born?
: when are you going to die?
: how do you feel?

presumption

: arbitrary physical laws

: express moral standards

: identity implications

: estimations and esoterica

: history, currency, prophecy

recording

: encoding and decoding

: exposition and imposition

: investigation and experimentation

: formulation and rationalization

This is my Futility Vehicle

It is fueled by my Hyperactive Imagination

With this machine 

I fight against

Fatigue

Hunger

Sickness

Senesence

The End

But what of the program installed in me?

Can I deny this stake with a mere claim of uncertainty?

A veil has been cast over all I see,

even before I had Eyes

So now you must wonder

how I know your deepest secret

We will be compelled 

to seek each other out 

and Failure guides Us